Sometimes I want a baby.
Like.... REAAAALLLYYY want a baby.
Then I remind myself of all the reasons
I'm okay with being selfish right now,
and I'm like "Yeah. It can wait."
I have hilarious cousins who can fill in all the gaps
for the time being.
*5-year-old Max running around giving everyone noogies*
(Seriously though. What ever happened to "noogie time"??)
Jake: Hey Max, why don't you go give Grandpa a noogie?
Max: No! (with a look of disgust)
Jake: Why not??
Max: Cuz he's old....... and doesn't clean out his ears!
Jake: What? How do you know that?!
Max: Cuz I looked. And I saw them!
Back when honesty really was the best policy...