6.01.2011

You know you're married when...

As our one year anniversary rounds the corner (okay, okay, I'm kind of jumping the gun a little here, but what's new?) I've been thinking a lot about how being married changes people. It got me to thinking about this:


You know you're (newly) married when...

10. Staying in and watching Netflix with your snuggle buddy sounds more appealing than almost anything else
9. You no longer find it necessary to close the door when you pee (this kind of becomes a problem in public)
8. You say "we" when speaking only of yourself
7. You go to embarrassing concerts, like Sean Kingston and Bruno Mars  ;)
6. 9pm is no longer dinner time, it's bedtime.
5. Seeing a naked person no longer phases you
4. Your "one day i'll be skinny again" jeans have been sent to the D.I.
3. You do cool eating contests like this:


2. You feel naked without your wedding ring
1. You find this hilarious http://youtu.be/Nr0fXkRh9IQ (Okay, this really has nothing to do with the list, but I couldn't think of any other way to incorporate it. It's so stupid, but I laugh every time!)

Oh and you also know you're married when you buy an XBOX and call it an "investment" to justify spending the money. Or maybe that's just how you know you're Jake and Steph...

Anyone wanna play Kinect with these guys?!

8 comments:

Derek and Amanda said...

Hahahaha I miss you steph!! Every single one of these is sooo true.

Sadey said...

this is the most hilarious thing i have ever read....holy!

Abby said...

LOVE it Steph!!!

Trisha said...

You guys are hilarious! Some of those make me happy I'm single.. ;)

Marcea Chika said...

Steph, this is too funny! Thanks for sharing!

Meg said...

I wanna play kinect with those people! When can we come up?

Brooke said...

haha I LOVE you guys! Everyone gives married life a bad rap, but you guys paint it in its true colors! =) Love it!

Dallas and Kyla said...

I found your blog and it is so stinking cute! I love the "you know your married when..." so creative!!!